7/01/2014
My Lock Anniversary! Lucky #13
5/29/2014
My Maya Angelou
We lost The Phenomenal Woman, Maya Angelou, this week. Please enjoy my article in the Huffington Post about the one and only time I met her.
My Maya Angelou
My Maya Angelou
9/07/2013
You've Got Questions...
Did you do anything or spray moisturized your locks when you got them?
When I first got my locks, I did NOT moisturize them with anything other than water. (Still don't!) My hair is very soft and took a long time to lock. Moisturizing/conditioning would have further softened my hair and lengthened the locking process.
7/06/2013
Flash Back: The Def Comedy Jam (Pre-Sisterlocks!)
A fan contacted
me on Twitter (thank you @KillahCam52) to say that he was watching me on Def Comedy Jam. It inspired me reach
back into my archives and dig out this photo taken during the taping oh so many
moons ago.
Photo
Facts
What: Taping
of Def Comedy All Star Jam
When: November
1995
Where: Academy
Theatre, NYC
What’s
up with the Hair: Pre Sisterlocks
By 1995 I’d been
natural for a while alternating between braids and my signature DIY (Do It
Yourself) two-strand twists. In this photo I’d recently had a drastic hair cut.
The scissor happy hairstylist at a salon in Harlem convinced me that I had the
worst split ends in Christendom and that I desperately needed a trim. A trim
turned into a chop and I was exceedingly unhappy. I complained bitterly for
months afterwards that thought I looked like a boy. Ridiculous, I know. But that’s how I felt.
5/25/2013
Curly Loc Day!
Comedian Leighann Lord on Stage in NYC |
| Leighann Lord on stage April 2013 at Harlem Mist |
4/13/2013
3/17/2013
Locks on View
My friend, Retha Jones, dropped by The Comic Strip (NYC) last week to warm-up for her appearance on The View. She of course brought her friend and View host Sherri Shepherd.
The Lock Lowdown: My locks Sisterlocks pictured here are day one of a braid out using water and JML (Jamaican Mango Lime) setting lotion.
The Lock Lowdown: My locks Sisterlocks pictured here are day one of a braid out using water and JML (Jamaican Mango Lime) setting lotion.
3/13/2013
The Hair Raising Word of the Week: Lackluster
Every
weekday at 9am I post a Word of the Day
(WOTD). A real word, it's real definition, and then a fun, but fake, alternate
definition, in 140 characters. My favorite gets featured as the The Word of the Week. I think you'll enjoy this one. :-)
3/12/2013
The Natural Ladies of ColorStruck
I did a comedy show recently in Jamaica Plain, MA, with ColorStruck: Women of Color in Comedy. Of course, it was a fantastic show. It wasn't until we took this picture that I realized we were all sportin' naturals. #Sweet
THE LOCK LOWDOWN: my Sisterlocks pictured here were set the night before on Soft Spike Curlers (http://www.softspikecurlers.com/) and then finger combed just before showtime. For setting lotion, I used a combination of Crinkles & Curls (http://www.naturalhair.org/crinklesandcurls8oz.aspx) and a spray bottle of water.
THE LOCK LOWDOWN: my Sisterlocks pictured here were set the night before on Soft Spike Curlers (http://www.softspikecurlers.com/) and then finger combed just before showtime. For setting lotion, I used a combination of Crinkles & Curls (http://www.naturalhair.org/crinklesandcurls8oz.aspx) and a spray bottle of water.
1/14/2013
Cool New Pic
The New York Daily News did a profile on me and the photographer took a very nice picture. My curly 11-year old locks are a result of soft spike curlers.
The Secret of Those Tiny Little Braids!
Enjoy this recently posted article about my Sisterlocks. It was a fun opportunity to educate and inform.
5/29/2012
10/02/2011
Meeting a Fellow Locker!
9/30/2011
Sisterlocks in DC
9/20/2011
Great Hair Day In The Mother Land
On Tour with Armed Forces EntertainmentThis photo was taken after our last comedy show at Camp Lemmonier in Djibouti, Africa. The focus of the photo was the belt buckle, (which was given to me by a very sweet soldier named William) but I think having a good hair day in 110 degree heat is an accomplishment.
Hair How: I achieved the curly look by pulling my locks back into a ponytail, spritzing lightly with water and then doing four braids that I knotted at the bottom. It's pretty simple, but I will post a pick if I can find one. I wore it like that during the day, unbraided it and was good to go for the evening. Depending on heat, humidity and the length of my locks this look will last about two days. I'll take that.
8/24/2011
Glam-Locks
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| Neil deGrasse Tyson & Leighann Lord @ The Natl. Arts Club |
I recently attended a black tie affair at The National Arts Club so I wanted to glam it up a bit. I rolled my Sisterlocks on Soft Spikes. I use both the long and the short ones interchangeably. To achieve this style, I pulled my hair back into a loose, comfortable ponytail, sectioned my hair, lightly spritzed it with water and rolled my hair up to the ponytail holder, not to the scalp. I used, approximately 15 Soft Spikes.
I do this for two reasons. First, my hair is long (lower back) and I just don’t have the patience to roll all of it. Second, and most important, not rolling all the way to my scalp puts less pressure on my roots. It’s also infinitely more comfortable to sleep in. The results aren't too bad if I say so myself. :-)
7/02/2011
10 Year Sisterlocks Anniversary
July 1 is my 10 Sisterlocks Anniversary! Technically, it's a two-day anniversary since my consultant didn't finish installing my locks until late on July 2. It's been an amazing ride and after a decade I can still say that getting Sisterlocks is the best decision I've ever made for me and my hair. Please enjoy an article I wrote in May about my locks. The piece originally appeared in my weekly humor, The Urban Erma:
“Is That Your Real Hair?"
"Are Those Your Real Manners?”
“Is That Your Real Hair?""Are Those Your Real Manners?”
This is one of my favorite jokes in my act because in real life people ask very rude questions, and we all wish we had a snappy retort ready to go. The joke gets two reactions:
1. Knowing head nods and murmurs of approval from people who’ve been asked this crass question.
2. Dead silence from the people who are guilty of doing the asking. They feel called out and judged, and I’m glad. Sometimes comedy has the power to entertain and teach.
I’ve had dreadlocks - Sisterlocks to be specific - for almost 10 years. Even with a little trim here and there, my locks have grown quite long. At least once a year some troglodyte asks, “Is that your real hair?” And it never fails to irritate me. This question speaks volumes. If an African American woman has long hair it must be fake? Go fornicate yourself.
[Deep breath.] Okay. I’m back now.
I know this should be a teachable moment. But I don’t know which lesson to start with first: culture literacy, common sense, or courtesy.
Believe it or not I love talking about natural hair, the locking process, the different types of locks, and can do so ad nauseam. In fact I used to do an entire blog about my locks. Because Sisterlocks are much smaller than traditional locks, I sometimes get quizzical looks from interested observers. Total strangers ask me what kind of locks I have and I’m more than happy to tell them. This most recent encounter, however, did not make me happy at all.
I had actually taken the time to curl my hair. I don’t do it that often anymore because I hate rollers, but having Sisterlocks gives me a great deal of styling flexibility. If I say so myself, I was looking cute.
A gentleman, who I know but hadn’t seen in a while said, “Wow, nice!” Then he proceeded to reach out and touch my hair — ooh that’s a no, no! Rest assured, we’re not that close. He touched my hair and said, “Is that real?”
“Yes,” I said with all the ice and venom I could muster. Mission accomplished because that’s when the stuttering and back pedaling started.
“Ah, well,” he said, “Women sometimes wear wigs.”
“Yes, they do.” I said, the temperature in the room still dropping. “I don’t.” The conversation ended shortly after that. But really, what else is there to say after you’ve revealed yourself to be an oaf?
Let’s say for sake of argument it wasn’t my hair. Maybe I was wearing a wig, a weave, extensions, whatever. The last thing I would want is anyone drawing attention to that. What purpose does it serve to ask such a thing out loud and in front of other people? Was it to chagrin, humiliate, detract? “Yes, you look nice but . . . ” Oh no, not on my watch. There was a time when I might have tried to laugh it off. Those days are over. I’ll not allow it. Unwarranted. Unacceptable. Unforgiven.
Very young children do this all time. They ask socially awkward questions. They blurt out whatever is on their little minds, until their parents can teach them otherwise. So you would think an adult — pushing a hard 60 — would already know better, but alas no. The social graces are on the decline but I would never think to say, “I see you have a cold sore. Is that a herpes flare up?”
I guess that’s why I love my joke so much:
I’ve had dreadlocks - Sisterlocks to be specific - for almost 10 years. Even with a little trim here and there, my locks have grown quite long. At least once a year some troglodyte asks, “Is that your real hair?” And it never fails to irritate me. This question speaks volumes. If an African American woman has long hair it must be fake? Go fornicate yourself.
[Deep breath.] Okay. I’m back now.
I know this should be a teachable moment. But I don’t know which lesson to start with first: culture literacy, common sense, or courtesy.
Believe it or not I love talking about natural hair, the locking process, the different types of locks, and can do so ad nauseam. In fact I used to do an entire blog about my locks. Because Sisterlocks are much smaller than traditional locks, I sometimes get quizzical looks from interested observers. Total strangers ask me what kind of locks I have and I’m more than happy to tell them. This most recent encounter, however, did not make me happy at all.
I had actually taken the time to curl my hair. I don’t do it that often anymore because I hate rollers, but having Sisterlocks gives me a great deal of styling flexibility. If I say so myself, I was looking cute.
A gentleman, who I know but hadn’t seen in a while said, “Wow, nice!” Then he proceeded to reach out and touch my hair — ooh that’s a no, no! Rest assured, we’re not that close. He touched my hair and said, “Is that real?”
“Yes,” I said with all the ice and venom I could muster. Mission accomplished because that’s when the stuttering and back pedaling started.
“Ah, well,” he said, “Women sometimes wear wigs.”
“Yes, they do.” I said, the temperature in the room still dropping. “I don’t.” The conversation ended shortly after that. But really, what else is there to say after you’ve revealed yourself to be an oaf?
Let’s say for sake of argument it wasn’t my hair. Maybe I was wearing a wig, a weave, extensions, whatever. The last thing I would want is anyone drawing attention to that. What purpose does it serve to ask such a thing out loud and in front of other people? Was it to chagrin, humiliate, detract? “Yes, you look nice but . . . ” Oh no, not on my watch. There was a time when I might have tried to laugh it off. Those days are over. I’ll not allow it. Unwarranted. Unacceptable. Unforgiven.
Very young children do this all time. They ask socially awkward questions. They blurt out whatever is on their little minds, until their parents can teach them otherwise. So you would think an adult — pushing a hard 60 — would already know better, but alas no. The social graces are on the decline but I would never think to say, “I see you have a cold sore. Is that a herpes flare up?”
I guess that’s why I love my joke so much:
“Is that your real hair?”“Are those your real manners?”
It’s empowering. It turns the situation around. It says, I won’t let your insensitive comments diminish me. I prefer to make your ignorance embarrass you. Class dismissed.
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If you missed me (and my 8-Year-Old Sisterlocks) on CNN American Morning with Reporter Carole Costello and a panel of women talking about Sarah Palin's appearance on Oprah you can watch it HERE. We chatted for about an hour and they whittled it down to what feels like 30 seconds, but it was fun. If you want more check out the accompanying article HERE.
3/11/2009
Sister is the First Word in Sisterlocks for a Reason
So, I'm strolling through the Beauty Supply store. With Sisterlocks I hardly use any product in my hair but that doesn't stop me from frequently browsing the accessories aisle. A new clip, clamp, barrette or scrunchy is always fun to add to the arsenal. From my peripheral vision I see a lady coming towards me. To be polite I step out of her way but she stepped with me, and was so close I could hear her breathing. I'm thinking, "Hey, do I know you."
As a New Yorker, I'm a little hyper sensitive to intrusions on my personal space. If we're not jammed together on the subway during rush hour, you need to back up off me. When I turn to face the woman, I see she's not even looking at me, per se, but steady staring at my hair. Never making eye contact she said, "When are you gonna take your braids out?" Actually she whispered -- more to herself, than to me -- "When is she gonna take her braids out?" Did she mean to say that out loud? Who knows? At that moment I didn't care.
I've had locks for over seven years and sometimes it still bothers me when people mistake them for braids. This was one of those times. Part of it was her appearance. She worked at the store, which may explain why she was sporting colored contact lenses, enough makeup to embarrass a clown and a long, bone straight, auburn wig that would have done Cher proud. My first thought was, "Now I know SHE'S not accusing ME of having fake hair!" I'm not proud of it, but in that split second I judged her on her appearance and found her wanting.
On the positive side though, I remembered that it's vitally important to think before you speak and not speak everything you think. I was, after all, in a traditional urban beauty supply store where they may not get a lot of natural heads; and the ones they do get may be looking for products to chemically alter their hair.
I took a breath, smiled and said: "They're not braids, they're locks."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Wow, they're so small. That must have taken a long time."
"Yeah, but it was worth it."
Whether I want to be or not, I'm a walking advertisement for natural hair in general and Sisterlocks in particular. The way I wear my hair and the way I respond to questions about it may inspire someone go down the path of natural hair or at least encourage them to get more information. How we wear our hair is a personal choice, but so much better when that choice is an educated and informed one.
What if I – and my locks that look like braids -- just happen to be the first stop on someone's quest for information? What if I put them off by being angry and judgmental of their choices? Then I've lost the opportunity to plant a seed, win a convert, make a friend.
Yes, I may get tired sometimes answering the same old questions, but what's old hat for me may be brand new to someone else. I remember when I was first wrestling with the decision to go natural. I asked a lot of people, a lot of questions, all the time. I owe everybody who answered me a debt of gratitude. I only know what I know now thanks to them. The least I can do is graciously pass it on.
Besides, a self righteous, holier than thou attitude is just not attractive; and my ego demands I be cute inside and out.
As a New Yorker, I'm a little hyper sensitive to intrusions on my personal space. If we're not jammed together on the subway during rush hour, you need to back up off me. When I turn to face the woman, I see she's not even looking at me, per se, but steady staring at my hair. Never making eye contact she said, "When are you gonna take your braids out?" Actually she whispered -- more to herself, than to me -- "When is she gonna take her braids out?" Did she mean to say that out loud? Who knows? At that moment I didn't care.
I've had locks for over seven years and sometimes it still bothers me when people mistake them for braids. This was one of those times. Part of it was her appearance. She worked at the store, which may explain why she was sporting colored contact lenses, enough makeup to embarrass a clown and a long, bone straight, auburn wig that would have done Cher proud. My first thought was, "Now I know SHE'S not accusing ME of having fake hair!" I'm not proud of it, but in that split second I judged her on her appearance and found her wanting.
On the positive side though, I remembered that it's vitally important to think before you speak and not speak everything you think. I was, after all, in a traditional urban beauty supply store where they may not get a lot of natural heads; and the ones they do get may be looking for products to chemically alter their hair.
I took a breath, smiled and said: "They're not braids, they're locks."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Wow, they're so small. That must have taken a long time."
"Yeah, but it was worth it."
Whether I want to be or not, I'm a walking advertisement for natural hair in general and Sisterlocks in particular. The way I wear my hair and the way I respond to questions about it may inspire someone go down the path of natural hair or at least encourage them to get more information. How we wear our hair is a personal choice, but so much better when that choice is an educated and informed one.
What if I – and my locks that look like braids -- just happen to be the first stop on someone's quest for information? What if I put them off by being angry and judgmental of their choices? Then I've lost the opportunity to plant a seed, win a convert, make a friend.
Yes, I may get tired sometimes answering the same old questions, but what's old hat for me may be brand new to someone else. I remember when I was first wrestling with the decision to go natural. I asked a lot of people, a lot of questions, all the time. I owe everybody who answered me a debt of gratitude. I only know what I know now thanks to them. The least I can do is graciously pass it on.
Besides, a self righteous, holier than thou attitude is just not attractive; and my ego demands I be cute inside and out.
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NOTE: I'm sorry I've been away from my SL Blog for sooooo long. I am deeply touched by all the comments and emails that so many of you have sent me in the time I've been gone. For new visitors, all the pertinent information about my Sisterlocks journey is pretty much here in the archives. I've had my SL's for 7 + years now and I grow happier with them everyday! I'm not sure how often I'll post back here, but I invite you to visit my website www.VeryFunnyLady.com and read my weekly humor column at www.ComicPerspective.com. Locks of Love, Leighann
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